How to answer and create good adult personal ad?

How To Read Adult Personals:

Very carefully and check all the words. The best word by word. When you are finished and think the description what the ad looking for is you, send your answer. Of course if somebody looking for a couple and you are a single man, not the best idea to answer.

Very Rude:

If someone is responding to your ad you should answer too, even if your answer will be no thanks. The only time when you are not rude if somebody writes to you, and he/she is not even close what you are looking for. Example: If you are looking for girlfriend, and some male wrote to you, you wont be rude if ignore his mail.

Adult Personals And Rules:

Who ever wrote the ad - made the rules. Take it or leave it. If she is looking for a maximum 30 years old non smokers, and you are 55 and heavy smokers - don't even waste your time to write response. Wont work.

Be Short:

If the ad is not asking your resume, don't send it. Be clear and short.

How To Write Good Adult Personal Ad:

Be clear and short again. Describe yourself with creative descriptions (and be honest). You do not write I am Barbie, if you short and your weight is over 1000 LBS. Don't write I like to go out, watch movies and listening music. Lot of peoples like that! Better to give some details. Let them know what you like and don't like! Remember: You write the ad - you make the rules!

Don't Write In Your Adult Profile:

I am funny guy. If you are funny, make your ad funny too.

Keep In Your Mind:

The age is not everything, but counts. Your age, your marital status and have children or don't is important, especially if you are looking for somebody for long relationship.

Give some idea what kind of person or persons you are looking for, but don't over do it. Not to good idea making a picky ad. Nobody will respond. Try to use popular words, like: active, ambitious, bashful, charring, cheerful, classic, creative, dependable, easygoing, elegant, erotic, friendly, fierily, fit, flexible, generous, good lover, good kisser, honest, hot, horny, intelligent, intense, joyous, joyful, kinky, loyal, modest, mature, nice, open minded, optimistic, patient, romantic, pretty, professional, serious, smart, sweet, swinger, swinger couple, vibrant, vivacious, warm, wonderful, wild, wholesome, young, etc. If you looking for sex only with no commitment make it clear at the beginning.

Swinging is not just wild sex anymore. Swingers love to build friendship, love to socialize. The education level and lately the religion important facts for serious swingers.

Attach Pictures With Your Adult Profile:

It is recommended to attach a picture. Without picture you wont go further than a couple of e-mails. By adding your picture to your profile you're not only increasing the amount of people who will click on your ad, you are also decreasing the amount of people who may not be into your looks and won't bother you with useless responses. If you attached picture with your profile, you can ask: "Respond with photo only". It will save you lotof time. If you worry about your privacy and discretion and you don't want revealing your identity cover you face. If this is not enough for you, than put a sentence at the end of your profile: "Your photo will get mine", or "Pictures available to exchange prior to meeting".

You don't need a photo made by professional photographer. A medium quality amateur picture will do the job. You would like to get people physically attracted to you, so you should show as much of your body as much you dare. Your body, not your genital area only!

What To Do and What Not To Do:

The list is almost endless, how to write an how to respond to an ad, but if you keep in your mind what you read above, your change to find someone will be pretty big.